AFTERWORD

Chapter 23

Chapter 23

Overview

Carl and Donut appear on the talk show Danger Zone with Ripper Wonton, where they meet fellow panelists including the host, Princess D'nadia, the pop star Manasa, comedian Tucker, and fellow crawler Hekla. During the live broadcast, Carl makes inflammatory statements advocating for rebellion against the Skull Empire, which triggers a fatal missile attack—meant for Carl and Donut but hitting Manasa's trailer instead. The Valtay Corporation retaliates by destroying Prince Stalwart's yacht, killing Queen Consort Ugloo and the disgraced Maestro.

Summary

Carl and Donut are brought to a luxury production trailer where they are cleaned by an advanced automated system run by a robot named Donna. They meet their fellow panelists before going live: Ripper Wonton (a Setonix/Quokka who hosts the show), Princess D'nadia of the Prism Kingdom (a Saccathian/Sac with tentacles), Manasa (a Naga pop star controlled by a Valtay parasite), Tucker (a human comedian), and Hekla (an Icelandic crawler and leader of Brynhild's Daughters team). Hekla requests Carl and Donut help level one of her scattered teammates and mentions they're in the vicinity. During the show, Carl and Donut clash with Tucker over his dismissive comments. When discussion turns to unrest in the Skull Empire, Carl delivers a passionate speech using a boiling frog metaphor to advocate for rebellion against King Rust's rule, saying people should overthrow governments that neglect their citizens. He also criticizes the Maestro for his cruelty. Moments after Carl finishes speaking, the broadcast is interrupted by a pulse attack. Manasa's signal is lost; she had switched trailers with Carl and Donut to use their cleaning facilities, making her the unintended target. Prince Stalwart of the Skull Empire releases a statement claiming he ordered the execution of Carl and Donut for sedition. The Valtay Corporation immediately retaliates by destroying Stalwart's yacht from orbit, killing Queen Consort Ugloo and the Maestro. The show resumes with audience questions in the "Danger Zone" segment; Donut reveals her secret affair with a cat named Gravy Boat (not Ferdinand as she claimed), and is asked a uncomfortable question about whether she would leave Carl if Bea (alive) reappears. The episode ends with Carl and Hekla acknowledging the chaos that follows them.

Characters

  • CarlHuman crawler participating in the panel; makes inflammatory statements advocating rebellion against the Skull Empire, triggering the assassination attempt
  • DonutCat princess and crawler; Carl's partner; clashes with Tucker on the panel and reveals her secret affair
  • EvoForsoothed (Soother) director of the show; greets the panelists and provides background information
  • DonnaFrisbee-shaped robot managing the production trailer; operates the cleaning systems and informs Carl of media obligations
  • Ripper WontonSetonix/Quokka host of Danger Zone; leads the panel discussion and reports on breaking news
  • Princess D'nadiaSaccathian princess and regular panelist; befriends Carl and Donut; weeps when learning of Manasa's death and condemns the Skull Empire
  • ManasaNaga pop star controlled by Valtay parasite; switches trailers with Carl and Donut; killed in the pulse attack meant for them
  • TuckerHuman stand-up comedian panelist; clashes with Donut; expresses shock at the assassination attempt and notes the attack hit the wrong trailer
  • HeklaIcelandic crawler and leader of Brynhild's Daughters; participates in the panel; requests assistance leveling a scattered teammate; observes Carl's pattern of chaos
  • Prince StalwartCrown prince of the Skull Empire; releases a statement claiming he ordered Carl and Donut's execution for sedition
  • King RustRuler of the Skull Empire; mentioned as disowning the Maestro and dismissing calls for reform
  • The MaestroFormerly Prince Maestro; killed aboard Prince Stalwart's yacht by the Valtay retaliation
  • Queen Consort UglooRoyal consort of the Skull Empire; killed aboard Prince Stalwart's yacht
  • ZevAppears via HUD communication; concerned about Carl and Donut's safety during the attack
  • Various audience membersQuestion askers in the Danger Zone segment; include an owl creature, male orc Rolf, Gleener fish creature, and elf-like creature named Chappy