Chapter 3
Chapter 3
Overview
Carl kills the remaining goblins and their murder dozer machine, triggering a boiler breach that nearly destroys the guildhall door. Inside, Mordecai reveals his true identity as a Changeling NPC—a former dungeon crawler from floor 11 who was originally a skyfowl and now helps guide new crawlers through the tutorial.
Summary
After entering the safe zone guildhall, Carl confronts the goblin-piloted murder dozer. The goblin engineer crashed the machine into the wall, and the remaining two goblins have their backs to Carl. He climbs onto the hot, fur-lined machine and throws one goblin directly into the spinning front blades. The second goblin, a higher-level fighter with a curved blade, attacks Carl in combat. During their fight, the goblin reveals that Carl is speaking Syndicate Standard, a language programmed into his brain by unknown creators. Carl defeats the goblin by striking him with a cooking pot and then jumping down to crush him—the impact triggers a boiler breach warning with a 12-second countdown. Carl sprints back to the guildhall, slams the door, and the machine explodes outside, shaking the entire structure but the reinforced door holds. Inside, Donut has knocked over Mordecai's mother's ashes and defecated in them. Mordecai, frustrated but willing to explain, reveals that he is a Non-combatant NPC and former dungeon crawler who reached floor 11. He was originally a skyfowl but became a Changeling and now takes different mob forms each time the dungeon moves him to a deeper floor. Mordecai explains that this world is human-seeded and represents the seventh or eighth such world to be invaded by the dungeon system. He begins to offer Carl the quick version of what is happening.
Characters
- CarlProtagonist who kills the remaining goblins and the engineer, triggering the murder dozer's explosion
- MordecaiRat Hooligan and level 50 Guildmaster who serves as a Non-combatant NPC guide; revealed to be a former dungeon crawler and Changeling
- DonutCarl's cat companion who knocks over Mordecai's mother's ashes and defecates in them
- Goblin Engineer (with pan)Pilot of the murder dozer machine who crashes into the wall and dies in the boiler breach
- Goblin with Pineapple-less StickRegular goblin thrown into the murder dozer's spinning blades by Carl
- Goblin with Curved BladeHigher-level goblin fighter who attacks Carl and reveals information about Syndicate Standard before being killed
- BeaReferenced in Carl's memory; not present in chapter
- Mordecai's BrotherDepicted in a framed photograph as a golden eagle-like skyfowl creature