Chapter 14
Chapter 13
Overview
Carl opens prize boxes from defeated enemies and receives 595,000 gold, various severed claws and hands, and a spiderweb tattoo granting access to the Guild of Suffering cult. The group learns about the Butcher's Masquerade party at floor's end, where hunting trophies can be exchanged for prizes, and watches the broadcast revealing new class specializations, guild system implementation, and that 1,002 hunters will soon be unleashed on the crawlers.
Summary
Carl takes a rare moment to rest, noticing a strange bubbling sensation in his mind that intensifies during stress. He opens his prize boxes: a Gold Junkie's box yields an unpleasant spiderweb tattoo on his elbow. His 34 Hunter-Killer boxes contain severed claws and hands from defeated enemies (Xindy the mantis, Chin'dua the draconian, and others), totaling 595,000 gold, plus a note explaining these trophies can be exchanged for prizes at a "Butcher's Masquerade" party at floor's end. A Platinum Asshole's Box grants a potion that upgrades his Fear spell to level 10. Mordecai explains the Night Wyrm's Guild of Suffering is a non-pantheon cult with memorial crystals. Donut opens her own box to receive one hunting trophy hand worth 1,000 gold.
The broadcast recap shows the end of the previous floor's events, including Dmitri and Maxim Popov as Nodlings, Katia opening the portal to floor nine, and specialization reveals for top crawlers: Elle McGib became Tundra Princess, Quan Ch became Sergeant-at-Arms. Carl remains first on the ranking list. New announcements include discontinuation of subscription-based private message listening, implementation of a guild system (requiring 500,000 gold guild charters from Bopca vendors), and party size limits of 30 crawlers. Most significantly, the Butcher's Masquerade party will occur at floor's end with top 50 crawlers invited plus one guest each, featuring music, dancing, costume contest, pet beauty contest, talent show, and exchangeable prizes.
Donut becomes enthusiastically obsessed with preparing Mongo for the pet beauty contest, insisting on training, hiring staff, and acquiring grooming upgrades. Carl deflects her plans, noting the party is two weeks away and the group must focus on survival. He returns to his bomber's studio, aware that the mysterious rushing sensation in his mind is growing louder and beginning to hurt.
Characters
- CarlThe protagonist who opens prize boxes, receives a tattoo and gold, learns about the guild system and Butcher's Masquerade party, and struggles with an intensifying mental sensation
- DonutCat companion who opens a hunter-killer box, becomes excited about the pet beauty contest, and pressures Carl to prepare for the Butcher's Masquerade party
- MordecaiAdvisor who discusses upgrades, explains the Guild of Suffering, and reacts to party size limits and guild system announcements
- MongoCreature companion who sits with Britney and becomes excited about the pet beauty contest after Donut's announcement
- BritneyUkrainian pit fighter who pets Mongo and grunts with amusement when Carl's Agent Provocateur stats are shown
- FirasHammersmith who discusses the changelings' location and Bonnie's ballista construction at the Twister
- LouisExtermination Professional who comments on tattoos, discusses changelings and Bonnie, and reacts to Donut's teasing about his relationship with Juice Box
- KatiaParty member shown opening the portal to floor nine in the broadcast; Donut notes her absence from the top ten list and Carl observes something has changed with her
- QuasarCarl's attorney mentioned as having worked on a court case regarding subscription-based private message listening