Chapter 51
Chapter 48
Overview
Carl attends a fan convention and signing event with the Popov brothers, enduring hours of fan interactions before being confronted by an angry naga reporter named Nihit who accuses him of cheating and receiving illegal assistance. The encounter escalates into violence when Carl stabs Nihit with a magical pen, ending the press conference.
Summary
Carl, Dmitri, and Maxim Popov conduct a three-and-a-half-hour autograph signing session at a convention, facilitated by a soother named Effex. Throughout the event, fans ask repetitive questions about controversial topics: the Odette interview with Beatrice, Carl's arrow strike against Vrah, and Circe's response. Cosplayers dressed as Carl and other characters seek signatures. A premium-pass holder named Jenn'ifer appears with a parasitic tentacle named Maggie protruding from her head. She represents the Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels and delivers a message that Princess Donut (revealed to have suggested the lawsuit) has inspired donations for legal action against the Syndicate's preservation of canine species. After Jenn'ifer is removed, a sponsorship ceremony announces that the Valtay corporation now controls Carl's sponsorship, replaced by a mysterious entity called "The Plenty"—a massive black goat that appears briefly before vanishing. The press conference begins with naga reporter Nihit attacking Carl verbally, accusing him and his partner of cheating and receiving illegal assistance. Nihit suggests the timing of Odette's interview is suspicious and claims to expose system sedition. When Nihit's anger escalates and he leans in threateningly, Carl breaks a magical Sharpie and stabs Nihit in the neck, drawing blood. The room goes silent as the lights turn on, and Maxim comments on media trustworthiness in Bulgaria.
Characters
- CarlDungeon crawler attending the convention; signs autographs, endures fan questions, and violently confronts reporter Nihit with a magical pen.
- Dmitri PopovOne of the conjoined nodling brothers; chatty and friendly during signings, makes observations about other people's behavior.
- Maxim PopovThe other Popov brother; more reserved and easily bored, occasionally makes witty remarks about situations.
- EffexA terrified-looking soother handler managing the signing event and photo placement.
- Jenn'iferA human woman with a parasitic tentacle named Maggie; a premium-pass holder representing the Society for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels who delivers a message from Princess Donut about a lawsuit.
- MaggieA small parasitic tentacle protruding from Jenn'ifer's head; reacts with anger to certain words and can retract into her host's skull.
- NihitAn angry naga reporter who confronts Carl at the press conference, accusing him of cheating and receiving illegal assistance; escalates to threatening behavior before being stabbed.
- ZevA disembodied female voice serving as announcer for the sponsorship presentation and press conference.
- The PlentyA massive black goat-like creature that appears briefly as Carl's new sponsor before vanishing.